This is a Test

 

The True Personality Test (TPT) no rights whatseever.

 

This is the most revealing personality test you will ever take so please answer carefully as it is for posterity.

 

  For each item answer: Like me (L), Kinda like me (K) or Not like me (N).

 

              1. I salivate at the sight of mittens.

              2. At times, I am afraid that my toes will leave me.

              3. As an infant, I had few hobbies.

            4. Some people look strange.

            5.  I often use the word "meh'.

            6. Spinach makes me feel superflous.

            7. I have a fear of widths.

            8. Cousins are not to be trusted.

            9. Other people's wants make no sense to me.

            10. Sometimes I think someone is trying to make me happy.

            11. I sometimes think I am an agent of Captain Kangaroo.

            12. I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.

            13. Sometimes, my teeth don't leave marks.

            14. Plaid stamps are better than green stamps.

            15. Recently I have been getting smaller.

            16. I think I would like to work as a hummingbird.

            17. I have always been disturbed by the size of  cantaloupes.

            18. I often repeat myself.

            19. Constantly losing my underwear does not bother me.

            20. Most of the time I go to sleep without saying "thar she blows!"

            21,  I sometimes wish I was a pony.

            22. Tic-Tacs make me nervous.

            23. I believe I smell as good as most people.

            24. I stay in the bath tub until I look like a raisin.

            25. I often repeat myself.

            26. It is hard for me to find the right words in a room full of  clowns.

            27. I believe in life aftre birth.

            28. I like to put chameleons on plaid cloth.

            29.  I often dream of Betty White.

            30. I never seem to finish whatever I