It’s the time of year when we shift seasonal gears. Change clothes, get used to shorter days, etc. but this year Mother Nature has a bad case of dementia. Nothing is normal. Sweltering, deadly heat in France, where they don’t believe air conditioning will help, a dried up Lake Mead revealing sunken boats and mafia victims, and floods in Japan carrying away whole towns.
What the hell? It must be climate change, that quaint unassuming term someone back in the Reagan administration coined to replace “global warming” which sounded, you know, serious. Or as I like to call it environmental collapse.
How did we get here? Let’s travel back to the age of enlightenment when science was the new vibe. We loved running around labeling everything in nature and thanks to people like Rene DeCarte, Newton and Galileo we bought into the concept that the world was a lifeless machine we could take apart, figure out how it works and improve on it. Control nature, make it our bitch. Boy did we ever.
So here we are five hundred years later and in denial like a drug addict in a bad relationship trying to distance ourselves from the whole mess by insisting we didn’t cause, accelerate or otherwise enable this current state with our gluttonous, wasteful, destructive behavior like cutting down forests in the Amazon, dumping tons of plastic in the oceans and using fossil fuels as if there was no other way to produce electricity and, and—cars.
No wonder we got a crazy billionaire dreaming of going to Mars, maybe he’ll stay there and leave us alone.
The whole thing is depressing so I think I’ll just have a BBQ and beer in the back yard-- in November--in my shorts.

