It
was the day of the press conference, a gloriously sunny day. I wandered
downstairs and greeted Roscoe sitting in the kitchen.
"
The Iron Lady called," he said as he shoved a cup of coffee in my hands.
"Margaret
Thatcher?"
"No,
the other one, she'll be here in an hour," he chuckled.
For
a final debriefing no doubt, I groaned. I was already tired as I had tried,
unsuccessfully to sleep last night.
"What
happened to your face?" Roscoe asked, pointing to a bandage above my left
eye. I was so damn nervous during my morning routine I had banged my head while
opening the medicine cabinet.
"I'm
surprised you didn't slice your neck," he commented with a raised eyebrow.
We
drank our coffee in silence. He didn't want to add to my stress with idle
conversation.
Maybe
the show won't be such a big deal after all. The Iran-contra scandal was
dominating the news so it was possible the press was more interested in that
than the flying guy.
Stori
arrived promptly at ten and I was pleasantly relieved Victoria was with her.
She gave my arm an encouraging squeeze.
"
You aren't wearing that are you? Don't you have a good suit? And you need a
tie," Stori regarded my rumpled khaki shorts and faded tee shirt with
disapproval.
"No
tie. I hate them. It will just get in the way and flap around when flying. Where
is this happening?" I asked, changing gears. She had been very secretive
about the details and location, saying it was nothing for me to worry about.
"The
Point. Look for the large white tent," she answered. That was the park
downtown where the Alleghany, Monongahela and the Ohio Rivers converged.
"A
tent?" my brows folded in puzzlement. She informed me it was best to have
it outdoors where everyone could see me fly in.
"
Being outside will give them the photo op they want and allow you to control
when you arrive and leave safely on your terms," she continued. That
certainly made sense.
After
a heated discussion about my attire, I went upstairs and changed into dark
slacks, comfortable shoes, and a pale blue short sleeve shirt under my better,
but warmer gray herringbone wool coat. Stori nodded in approved. I suddenly remembered something and
pulled a folded note from my shirt pocket.
"I
did the homework you requested and have a fact sheet about my flying," I
offered it to Victoria, who glanced at it and laughed.
"You
won't be handing out an information form to the press," she said, amused with
my naivete and I scowled at her superior tone.
"
I know you think it's a pain in the ass but you have to accept that they will
ask you a lot of questions and you have to answer them, no matter how inane or
redundant. Reporters like to hear
what you have to say, not read dry facts," she explained patiently.
"Darling
how do you think Vic would have reacted if you showed up at her doorstep with
'Hi I'm the flying guy here's a fact sheet'?" Stori elaborated. I sighed
and tucked the carefully prepared page to my shirt pocket. Victoria realized
they were being harsh on me and touched my arm again to ease my disappointment
while Stori went over some last minute reminders.
"When
I tug on my ear ala Carol Burnett that means your answer is no. When I put a
finger to my jaw like this-- " she pointed to her jaw as if in deep
thought--" it means I don't know and if I clutch my necklace," she
always wore the most elegant jewelry "It means no comment--got it?"
we went over the cues a few more times. No, I don't know, no comment.
"You're
going to be fine sugar," she said sweetly and gave me a big hug. Inwardly
I was frantic and returned an unconvincing smile.
"We'll
see you in an hour, don't be late," Stori directed.
"Yes
ma'am." I saluted smartly.
While
Stori was sucked into the adorable baby zone when Roscoe insisted on showing
off Tina, I walked Victoria to her car parked in the back alley.
"Remember
when I said we should keep our relationship professional?" she said gazing
at me intently. I nodded, recalling her remark the last time I left her
apartment.
"Now
that things have changed," she said, choosing her words with care.
"And even though I will be with the media crowd, I think we can safely say
my days of reporting on you are over." She seemed pleased to be out of the shark pool.
"Okay
Victoria," I said in a neutral tone. It was bound to happen, with the
conflict of interest forcing the decision. If that meant I wouldn't see her as
much, I was disappointed. At that moment Stori came bounding out of the house,
telling her to hurry. Victoria opened the driver side door and unleashed a
smile on me.
"Call
me Vic, all my friends do," she said, giving me a quick peck on the cheek
and drove off.
While
the ladies went off to prepare for the show, I nervously had a snack to shore
up my energy. With one last check of my clothes, and making sure my fly was
zipped, I was ready.
Roscoe
was in the backyard gearing up for the next weekend's big Fourth of July
barbeque. He leaned on the fence
talking to Mr. Brown who was tuning up for the day's music session with his
sons. Mr. Brown shook my hand and Roscoe gave me a hug to wish me luck. I put
on my sunglasses and I was off.
It
felt beyond strange to be flying over the city in broad daylight. I couldn't
believe I had license to do so. It took me a moment to get my bearing, then I
followed the Allegeny River west toward downtown. Even at three hundred feet
up, it was still hot and humid and I regretted wearing the coat.
I
expected to see a small canopy one usually sees at outdoor concerts or open air
markets but--oh my God. A forty foot square of white graced the wide lawn. The
street nearby was blocked off and it looked like the entire population was
waving as they caught sight of my approach. Holy shit, did Stori rent a billboard
sign to announce this? What are all these people doing out at noon on a Monday?
Stay
calm I told myself as I headed down, removing my sunglasses and buttoning my
coat as it flapped in the wind.
The
police had a barricade set up along the sidewalk to keep the crowds at bay but
the photographers rushed forward as several cops cleared a spot where I touched
down gently, waving and smiling pleasantly amid the clicking of cameras and
applause from the crowd. Stori directed me to the open sided tent and to a
table with dozens of microphones perched along its edge and we waited for
everyone to get to their seats.
Sweat
plastered hair on my forehead and trickled down my back--the hell with
formality, I shrugged out of the coat and draped it over the chair. When I
turned back, I saw the large assembly of reporters with the oddest expressions
on their faces as if they had just witnessed the second coming. I glanced at
Stori in puzzlement and she smiled like a Cheshire cat. Vic, sitting three rows back, nodded with the same kind of awareness lost to me.
After
Stori's brief introduction, she spelled out the rules, each reporter had a two
question limit and she requested each give their name and media. This was a
good idea as I had no clue who any of these people were.
"Good
afternoon everyone, it's a pleasure to be here," I began. Actually, I'd rather
be anywhere but here, I thought.
"
I'd appreciate it if you kept your interest to me, work and recent events,” I
continued, meaning stay clear of my parents and friends.
Despite
that speech I had made at Mom and Dad's, the little shits returned to harass
them. I told mother not to talk to
them and under no circumstances let a reporter into the house. They had little
patience with nosy people anyway. If someone was particularly bothersome,
Mom directed them to Dad, who
would exaggerate his slow speech to a maddening degree forcing them to flee
within minutes.
"
I understand you are all intensely curious about me, this is all new to me too,
so go easy on me please. I will do the best I can to answer your questions. Who
wants to start?" Every hand shot up. I pointed to a fellow from the Baltimore Sun.
"How
do you fly?"
"
Honestly, I have no idea. I've been able to do it since I was a child-- it's as
natural to me as walking," I explained, figuring that was the end of it.
"So
have you always been able to fly like you did today?" another asked.
"Well,
when I was a kid it was more like a high jump but it developed as I got
older," I replied. I had the urge to blurt everything out, get it over and
leave, but I did as Stori coached. Be nice, stick to the point, present a
friendly image to the public so people don't freak out like Sally the clerk or
Rueben.
"There
was a recent incident where a nine -year -old boy jumped off a roof, how do you
feel about that?" Another asked.
I
knew what he was referring to, some kid had jumped off the roof of a garage and
promptly broke his leg. Now was the time for a disclaimer before the next
parents came after me with dollar signs in their eyes.
"Seriously.
The only way to truly fly is from the ground. If you can stand on the ground
and jump up--you're flying. Any other way is falling, and falling will get you
hurt or killed. If you get hurt it's your fault because that is the wrong way. So don't try
it." I playfully scolded the
reporter and he ducked his head.
"But
you did jump off the roof of the DuPont apartments," someone else pointed
out.
"
No, I jumped up into the air not over
the side of the building," I said, raising a finger to note the
distinction. They followed with more questions about flying and I pulled out my
fact sheet. If they weren't going to use it, I was.
"I
cruise at about 25 and can go about 65 miles per hour in a sprint." I
figured this out by marking off a mile on a country road and timed myself.
"
I get closer to the speed of a skydiver, about 120 miles an hour in a dive but
I prefer to go slower to avoid the high g's when braking out of them. Going
above ten thousand, like pilots, requires the use of oxygen," I said,
explaining how I used an altimeter to gauge the altitude.
“The view from that height is awesome, by the way,” I offered.
"Where
did you get the cut on your eye?"
"I
fought a medicine cabinet door and it won," I said with a straight face.
Everyone laughed and I relaxed.
"Did
you receive any special training from the Bureau of Fire Academy to develop
your powers?"
"No
but the training was grueling enough," I replied, pushing back the memory
of that exhausting time.
I would drag myself home after eight
hours of heavy physical work with equipment or endure long classes absorbing
mountains of facts about building codes, procedures, chemistry and the behavior
of fire. On top of that was the additional time of medical training as an EMT.
I'd
eat a big meal and spend hours pouring over huge three ring binders of highly
technical jargon. I often woke up where I had been studying, a spot of drool
staining a page of text.
"Fighting
fires is pretty basic, put the wet stuff on the red stuff and you'll be fine.
It's all the other stuff that's complicated," I remarked simply.
"Do
you show up on radar?" a young woman with a high pitched voice and bright
red hair inquired, a pen poised over her notebook. A man next her shook his
head at her naive question. I answered kindly to make up for his rudeness.
"
I haven't had to deal with airport monitoring yet, but probably not, because of
the way radar works. Like birds, I don't have enough reflective surface for the
signal to echo back. Unless I wrap myself in aluminum foil, which would look
silly," I said. That got another laugh.
"What
other powers do you have?" A burly fellow from a west coast newspaper
asked. He was sweating profusely but made no attempt to take off his oversized
coat. I was a bit irked by his terminology.
"Let
me clear up some things. I am not Superman. I don't have super hearing or x-ray
vision-darn. Although I am strong, I can't lift a car over my head," I
said, referencing the famous Superman comic book cover.
"How
strong are you?" the same guy
asked. Using up his second question quota, he winced in regret.
I
looked on the back of my fact sheet where I had scribbled the results from my
trip to the gym and recounted my findings. There were some gasps and shaking of
heads.
"What
about the track races you won in high school? Was that possible because of
your unusual speed?" Wow, that reporter from Chicago obviously
did a lot of homework.
I
had visions of my record being invalidated after a lengthy, melodramatic
investigation but remembered Mr. Carlson was still coach and he had no patience
for such nonsense.
"
I won them honestly, even the best racers lose if they are sick, distracted, or
off their rhythm. Sometimes I just didn't feel like running,” I answered
truthfully.
"Are
you bulletproof?" I recognized Phil Braxton immediately.
"
Not as far as I know and don't wish to find out. However, as a paramedic, I have been shot at, been threatened with
bats, bricks, and knives. People react in strange ways to someone trying to
help them. It goes with the territory," I replied sadly. I wondered how
Mom and Dad would react to that as I paused to take a drink of water. I
wondered when they will see this interview. I found out later CNN aired it
live.
The
burly guy whispered something in the ear of a thin balding man who then raised
his hand.
"You
carried two people at a time during the DuPont apartment fire, is that your
limit?"
"Well
I only have two arms," I joked, flexing my biceps. He wasn't as amused as
the others.
"
My full kit with breathing apparatus weighs 65 pounds plus whatever gear I'm
hauling, so two people is no big deal." I explained. Fire fighting
requires a lot of brute muscle, I once saw Roscoe carry out two people, one under
each arm.
"Are
your powers genetic?" the thin man followed up. There was something about
the way he asked that set off my internal alarm but I couldn't tell exactly
why.
"Not
that I'm aware of," I said. The answer sounded vague and a forest of hands
shot up.
"What
I meant was, my parents do not have any of these special skills. Sorry.” They
persisted with more questions along that line but were disappointed and it
pained me to realize they were more interested in conspiracy drama than
answers.
The
questions turned back to specifics about my flying. Do I feel weightless when
I'm in the air, can I hover? Am I ever afraid of heights? Stuff I never
considered and had no ready answer so there were a lot of "I don't know " responses,
even without Stori's prompts. This ended up frustrating everyone, including me.
"Can
you give us a demonstration of your strength?"
"I'm
not a trained seal who performs on command," I snapped, my growing
irritation showing.
"Are
you involved with a government project to develop super soldiers?" A nerdy
guy in thick glasses put in. Where the hell did that come from, my expression
implied.
"No,"
I said, as in that's ridiculous.
"Are
you an alien?" he continued.
"Are
you kidding?" I retorted. I was humoring him but he wilted under stares
from the others.
"Have
you been approached to have any scientific testing of your powers?" I was
about to answer when I got a cue from Stori.
"No
comment."
"Would
you be willing to be tested?"
"No
comment. And the term I prefer is special skills," I evaded before more
follow up questions were posed. Stori tapped her wrist to remind me the time
was running out. I indicated I had time for a few more questions.
"I'm
getting hungry." I playfully patted my stomach but truthfully, all this
talking was wearing me out.
"When
you were in the National Guard, were they aware of your skills?" the guy
looked too clean cut and precise to be a regular reporter and I noticed he
didn't introduce himself.
"No
they were not," I said in an icy tone and he got the hint.
In
fact, I was sorely tempted to reveal how much I had hated the Guard. I dislike
authority figures pushing their power trips on me and the Guard was full of
them. Ask me nicely, explain your reasons, no problem. Bully or demand I
obey--screw you.
"When
did your co-workers and Chief Mallin find out about your skills?" that was
a tricky one and I glanced at Stori but there was no easy way around this one
so I fudged to save face.
"A
few weeks before the DuPont fire," I replied, and I could imagine everyone
at work breathing a sigh of relief.
There
was a momentary pause at the unexpected response and I had the feeling I had
dodged another controversy. Curious. An older woman from the Washington Post broke the tension with
an obvious question.
"Why
did you keep this a secret for so long?" Ah yes, I was waiting for that
and swept the audience under the white canopy with a wave of my hand.
"What
do you think? How are you all reacting to this?" came my rhetorical
response.
They
knew all too well how people reacted and a lot of it was due to their
manipulation. He's a fake, a fraud, a demon, a government agent. The usual knee
jerk speculation Victoria--Vic so eloquently spoke of in her original article
that, ironically, set all of these events in motion. I spotted her sitting with
her arms and legs crossed, a wisp of a smile evident, as she knew exactly what
I was talking about. The reason for the lawsuit became clear to me as just
another publicity stunt.
"How
do your parents feel about--"
"None
of your business," I cut the man off coldly. I recognized him as one who
had been harassing them.
"Has
the President or other government officials contacted you?"
"No."
"How
about the FBI?" someone asked quickly. I narrowed my eyes at the slender
black woman whose hair resembled the foam cover of a microphone.
Clarissa
Jones was a reporter from a local paper credited with being the first person to
reveal my name. She was far more ambitious than her boss realized when she was
hired as the token minority. I glanced at Vic who looked equally peeved. They
vaguely knew each other but it was not a friendly acquaintance.
I
paused longer than I should have. I had not taken the time to think about how
the government would deal with me and I was about to answer "no" when
I saw Stori clutch her necklace.
"No
comment."
That
generated another forest of hands. I was beginning to panic at the dark
implications of this line of questioning and my energy was seriously flagging. I
held up my palms imploring patience.
"
Look people, up until a few weeks ago I was just a regular guy doing a regular
job. I have no hidden agenda, no
nefarious plans to take over Pittsburgh or the world. I want you to know I'm
one of the good guys, okay?"
Checking my watch, it was time to go.
"Please
give me time to figure things out and I'll get back to you. In the meantime just
let me do my job rescuing people and fighting fires. As far as my special
skills are concerned they are for my work and not for entertainment. I only
went public so I could use them openly in emergencies. Today was the first time
I ever flew in public and I hope I don't have to hide anymore. You've all been
very patient with me so far and I'm thankful. I will be accommodating in the future as long as my family,
friends and co-workers are not bothered. Please respect their privacy and mine.
Thank you and good day."
They
tried to get in one more question but I had already picked up my coat. As I
walked out, I saw the crowds still pressed against the steel barriers and I
waved to their wild cheers. It was nice to see them react positively. Photographers
rushed out to get a shot of my departure. I posed for the crowd to take
pictures.
I was about to leave when Stori shook my
hand and surreptitiously pressed a note into my palm. I put it in my pocket
with the pretext of retrieving my sunglasses and waved to everyone as I took to
the air in a fast arch up and out towards the river. I wanted to fly high but
remembered the airport flight path was right above so stayed just below the
height of the tallest building downtown.
I
leisurely took the scenic route home and arrived to find a block party in full
swing. Cars and people filled the street. Roscoe's entire family was in the
backyard along with the Brown's mini blues festival. Everyone was having a
great time and greeted me warmly after I landed in the alley.
"What's
the occasion?" I asked Roscoe as he tended a grill of steaks and brats
while smoking a cigar.
"Didn't
you hear? The flying man lives here," he said. I was shocked-- what did he
reveal?
"You
kind of gave it away when you flew off earlier," Roscoe said laughing at
the look of confusion at my own stupidity.
"Oh
shit," I groaned. He laughed again and offered me some food and a beer
which I gladly took. I sat down to chat with George and Roscoe's three equally
large brothers. How his mother-- a petite woman--sired such big boys was a
mystery to me. I went inside to change when I remembered Stori's note in the
pocket of my coat. There was an address and a message: "Come to my house
at six, look for the big X on the roof."
Did
she expect me to fly?
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