Would you like organic or the genetically modified?

Enough with the subterfuge about performance enhancing substances used by athletes who then lie through their teeth before congress that they never used steroids. 

Let’s be honest here. Legalize the damn stuff. Then players will use them safely with medical supervision instead of some greedy trainer/coach/ team owner injecting them in the ass with God knows what. All athletes would be labeled as organic (no drugs) or enhanced. Such labeling would discourage drug use for enhancement purposes because everyone would plainly see where the quality of performance comes from and prefer the athlete “au natural”. People will understand that steroids are also used to maintain an athlete through an injury. 

Instead of listening to lawyers “categorically deny any such accusation against their client” we can get back to enjoying the game and the skill of real athletes.